"Spent 2% of the that meeting saying "Uh-huh." The other 98% was staring out of the window imagining pigeon-mounted squirrels dogfighting."
Posted by 'God':
"Sorry for the silence, had to reboot and my computer's really big"
"Sing like nobody's listening, dance like nobody's watching, and tweet like you have 0 followers"
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