Monday silliness

I LOVE these:
(written by children)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan , age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen , age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig , age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt , age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard , age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9

And the #1 Favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky , age 10

Tuesday Joke

What’s large, grey and sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

(courtesy of SK)

Meerkats Meerkats Meerkats

Thought I'd take a moment to celebrate MEERKATS and the wonder they bring into all our lives (my life?)

Firstly - BABY meerkats. In the middle of this video -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7913000/7913851.stm

just born in Sydney Zoo...

Secondly the BEST corporate marketing campaign I've seen in a while - ComparetheMarket.com? no, CompareTheMEERKAT.com. And it does genuinely compare meerkats.

http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/home.html

The Friday Joke

Q: What do you call a tellytubby who has been burgled?
A: A tubby.

This is neat little idea. I might even join a band, just so I can release this album!

1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random... Read more or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to "Random quotations"or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3

The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days

Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use photoshop, the gimp or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it with this text in the "caption" and link to the friends you want to join in.

Obama sushi - sorry what?

This opens up possibilities of ALL sorts of fish-related depictions of the Rich + Famous.

This is why Dame Edna's so darn brilliant

To an audience member: "I'm trying to find a word to describe what you're wearing... affordable?"

"That dress does look nice in the bigger size."

Her long-suffering husband, Norm, died in 1988 from a "testicular murmur"; and her mother who was locked away in a "maximum-security twilight home for the bewildered".

"I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.”

She really is a genuine Dazzle.